"I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then"
 John Bacon
"When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them"
Steven Wright
"Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation"
Al Franken
"When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be"
Natalie Portman
"What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion"
Cam Newton
"I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success"
Wilbur Wright
"Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive"
Jack White
"Even cats grow lonely and anxious"
 Mason Cooley
"If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal"
 Douglas Coupland
"Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet"
 Pam Brown
"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not"
Anna Held
"The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food"
 Nicholas D. Kristof
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